Daily Update

IT IS DONE! Yes, thats right. My masterpiece is complete. I had to stay up super late, which means I was late for work again. And I had to turn off the TV, which means I was somewhat un-entertained during the final hours of completion. But I've done it. All sugary eatable goodness. I've come to an understanding with myself, in that the longer I let it sit and be on my dining room table, the more I'll want to work on it. so I finally had to set a goal, and work my way toward it. I made sure that every corner has some 'flair'. every wall has at least two levels. Every wall has at least one focal point, beyond the candy coating and opulant decor. I'm so very excited about this. I'm afraid I can't offer you any pictures right now, but I'll write up a description tonight and publish it tomorrow... tentatively.

So my brother came into town yesterday. It was nice to see him/chauffeur him around for a bit. I picked him up from LAX. It wasn't such a mad house as it normally is during the holidays when I'm usually there. I brought him to his hotel which is in downtown LA. It was dark and scary, with sketchy people looming in all the shadows. We hung out in his room for a little bit. I hid all the toilet paper in the bathroom, just to surprise him. Then after I was done doing that I went into the room and started jumping on one of the two beds like a Childhood Champion. They were pretty springy, and luckily the ceilings were fairly high, allowing me to get maximum hight with each jump. after about 15-20 jumps I'd plop down on my but, just like we all did as children on trampolines. We both then laughed for a while cause its not to often you get big fat kids like me jumping on the bed. My oh my, if only we had a camera.

Did you guys get a chance to see American Idol last night?! It was the first episode of the season. It was spectacular. One of the best that I've seen yet. Not only did they have Psycho's and Skitzo's, they also had retards and mongoloids. The two most memorable were Star Wars related. One freak dressed as a character from such series, but looked more like a cross between a Wookie and Frankenstein. She wasn't that bad (surprisingly) but when they said no, both her and her grandparents who were there freaked out and announced that the show has just taken a turn for the worst. No girl, its because of you that this show is great. The next most memorable was a Dude who dressed as the Slave Princess Leia. No I'm not kidding. Its true. At first they didn't let him sing cause all his chest hair/body hair was too distracting to Paula. So he went and got his body waxed, then went back to try to sing 'don't you wish you girl-friend was hot like me'. He only sang 2 words before they told him to leave. I'm still in shock that my eyes were subjected to such a sight. And the fun only continues tonight.

Lunch was sponsored by Marvin's. It was OK, except when I tried to open the ketchup, a red liquid goo squirted everywhere on the table, and almost got on me. Proof that they water down their ketchup.

I'm listening to talk radio right now. Even its boring to me right now.