Daily Update

I went running last night. It was a little more difficult than I thought. I had just finished eating a heaping mound of spaghetti when CB called and wanted to go. Sure, I'd love to come with... oh boy. I was like a Tiger who had just eaten two rotting Antelope carcases, and wanted to take a nap under a breezy North African Tree. It was a slow day for more than just the food reason. There were a bunch of people there also training to become great athletes. They must have seen me in a magazine or on a poster. Every time my foot hits the ground my shoes give my foot a
hug. Its so nice of them. I think they do this cause they missed me for the two weeks I was gone, and were slightly jealous of the shoes I took. We also ran into Sylvia up there. it was funny. She's training for something called a 'Marathon'. Have you heard of such silliness? You apparently run for an extended period of time, and call it fun when finished. Who would have thought.

We had a new guy start today. He's real quiet, and I don't remember his name. But one of the newer guys, Steve, he's still loud and still weird. He still talks to the wall, and swears real loud for no good reason. One time today I thought he had just gotten in a bad car wreck, but no, he was just sitting at his desk, writing with his pencil. Just that this time he had head phones on, so he needed to reach a certain decibel level to hear himself think. Then he couldn't get his computer to 'work right' (which means he didn't want to listen to my suggestions) and then he
left for the day super early. He complains a lot, about everything. I think his new nick name is Princess Steve.

I'm riding my bike to work for this month. I've almost been hit every day. Yesterday I really wanted to run into some Lexis for being dumb. Then I could have faked some injury, freaked out, made her cry, then I would laugh and ride off. I'm sure I'll have another chance to do that.

Lunch was sponsored by D'Amore Pizza. They are a new sponsor for me, and I look forward to their future sponsorship.

I'm listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now.