Daily Update

For Family Home evening Logan was hosting a BBQ at his place. I spoke with some
girl named Renee just before I drove over there and asked if a carpool was in order.
She agreed, so I drove over with her and jessica. Its what I can do for the
envoronment. Remembering it was her 'actual' designated birthday, I wore a special
t-shirt just for her. My NRA shirt. It was great. Upon greeting her, her face
went from 'oh, nice to see you' to 'its time for you to leave' in less than 0.3
seconds. Realizing my funniness had been atchieved I ran over and attacked her, and
added a hug/good shaking. It was at that moment that I thought of her new nickname
of 'The little Liberal Cannonball'. It was fun. So we got there a little late.
Late relitive to when I thought it started, turns out we got there really late. Jim
learned to check the start time of 'free-food festivals' more closely next time.
Logan said he didn't expect so many people. So when we got there they had just run
out of food and were waiting for more to arrive. The hot dog buns got their first
so in a moment of sly develishness, I horded a hot dog bun, but didn't want to hold
it, so I stuck it in my pocket. Then I got busy talking. The next thing I know,
they had run out of hot dogs again, so I just put the bun back. Also at the bbq,
Gretta noticed my shirt and then didn't want to talk with me anymore. I had to
laugh, cause I didn't know she was a 'stark raving liberal' either. She later
accepted it and would talk to me agian.

While at this little party, Jim was talking with a girl named Kristen. Kristen was
speaking about hygene. Jim had to laugh cause he had a story about hygene. When he
was home last weekend Brandi tried to scold Jim about hygene. When Jim went home he
didn't bring a change of clothes. Jim packs light. Jim is efficient. Jim DID wash
his clothes on day two. Jim wore a clean outfit every day. Brandzilla didn't think
it was visually hygenic. But Jim is hygenic. Jim may have also forgotten a
toothbrush. But last time Jim forgot a toothbrush he used someone elses. Jim felt
weirder than not brushing, so he didn't. Jim didn't remember until day three
anyway(the day jim went home). Brandi tried to give Jim grief. Brandi harassed Jim
for hours. Brandi isn't funny. Kristen laughed at Brandi's un-funnyness. Kristen
likes when Jim is harassed for some reason. Brandi likes harassing Jim. Kristen
likes Brandi. Kristen laughs at Jim's grief. Jim dosen't like it. Jim cries at
night. Poor poor Jim. Jim dosen't know why he shared it last night. Jim also
dosent' know why 'he's' sharing it over the internet. Jim is confused. Poor Jim.
Jim needs professional help. Jim dosen't know that someone else is writing this
segment for him. Jims friends are funny.

After the bbq, we met at Jessica's for ice cream to celebrate Renee's b-day again.
I felt it necessary to give Renee the gift of birthday spankings. I was funny.
After Jessica sent out the announcement, I replied to jessica (only) and pretended
to have a competing party, and I invited everyone to a different location. I was
very funny.

Jeff told us that Mary got laid-off yesterday. Very unfortunate with the wedding
coming up and all, but that just opens up more places for them to go, neither are
tied down to LA. But still it sucks. I offered to phone in bomb threats for a few
weeks to her 'old' work, but Mary said that wouldn't help, but I secretly disagreed.
She's rather cheerful about the whole deal.

Lunch was sponsored by In N' Out.

I'm listening to German Culture Radio out of Berlin right now.