Daily Update

So two days ago there were some calendar girls who were using our parking lot to distribute their sassy propaganda-like calendars. I didn't notice this until both Collin AND Patric from my office came into work after lunch and excitedly started showing off their new found smut. I had to roll my eyes at both of them; it was like Charley had just found the Golden Ticket. They weren't to shy about it, so a few of the bosses who happened to walk by have asked about the calendars that are just 'laying' out on their desks. Never fear, I filled them in on everything :)

Last night I went Halloween Costume shopping. I was lucky to have a LA Local with me to help guide me through town. thanks Cheryl. I was guided both on the streets as well as in the Westside Mall. All I had to do is tell her what kind of store I was looking for, then she would list off the store names as well as what they stocked as well as rate them on a scale of 1-10. It was great. We ended up having to go to the fabric store too in order to complete the evening's Costume Quest. I didn't find exactly what I wanted, but a little improvising can go a long way.

I started putting my Christmas List together today. So in case any of my family is listening, you'll be receiving both digital and hard-copy of my 8 page Christmas list document in the next few days. I toned it down from last years 13 pages. Along side my list is the list of stuff to get for everyone else. If you feel you need to add any input to this list, and think you've made it on the 'Nice-Enough' list, then you can submit a 'Gift request form' via email. I will then review your application and you will find out if it passed or failed by Christmas morning*. (*=All gifts depend on Jim's current: Budget, Mood, Store sales, and distance you live from LA.)

Also today, 'Scottish Steve' has stopped swearing. Now he's just burping really loud and obnoxiously. And Collin failed to show up again. I hope he's alright, and his house hasn't burned down.

As I was in the costume store today, I overheard two chicks who were looking for something 'a little sluttier'. I don't think I've heard the phrase "I'm sorry sir, that covers me up to much" before.

I'm listening to a Britney Sears remix right now.

Lunch was sponsored by the Corner Bakery. I ran into Silvia there too. It was funny cause on my way down I honestly thought of texting her and Ricky to see if they were available, but opted not to cause they are always Busy.