Daily Update

I went running last night. It was a slow night, I was up one minute and a half above average. I brought Ms. Angry Pants with me. It was very plesent actually.There wern't as many people there as usual. Only about 20, everyone else must havebeen there earlier in the day. I thought we would have run into more ninjas andvampires, but they had already gone home too. Courtney wasn't used to the wildAfrican like terrain and the vast hilly grasslands, thats what could have slowed herdown. I was like a Parent Gazelle teaching the younger Springbok how to danceacross the landscape for the first time. We breezed thru the chilly marshlands, andfought our way up the steep inclines all the way to the end. We fordged our wayaround the track twice. At the end of the run, I noticed 'That Guy' again. In allthe times I've been to Brentwood, this one guy has been just sitting in his carhanging out every single time. Its in an area where a lot of people run, and thereis a school across the street. Its on the street which is the fourth side of thetrack, which is the backside of the Country Club, therefore there are lots of bushesand places to hide bodies and such. It is time that I sit back and watch life passby NO longer. So after getting back to my car at the end of two laps, I, while prodded by CB, called the Brentwood police to report this pervie, yet possible harmless guy. As I was dialing, I felt like I was doing the public a great service. It rang and rang and rang. After 5 minutes, I game myself another 2 min. time limit till I would hang up. With 5 seconds left till I was to hang-up, Mitch picked up at West LA Disbatch. I explained the situation and he promised to get someone on it immediatly. I informed him that he was doing his community a great service, and that he should keep up thegood work that he provides. Then I drove away thinking that we've just sent an innocent man to jail. Then again, they might just beat him with Night-sticks till the sun rises.

After that I hung out with the Bean girls and was catagorically victimized withinterogating questions by Jessica Jr. She wanted the dirt on me FROM me, but Iwithstood her feiry darts. I was like a giant stone castle with huge turrets, asmall draw-bridge, and plenty of archers ontop of my walls, ready to defend thekingdom. If we were to do a reinactment, I would be Duke Wellington, and She wouldhave the part of Napoleon. I was that strong.

It had become pretty late, so I just went home and Fought the Battle of My Life foran hour, and then started painting, watching tv, and eating Red Baron Pizza, (whichprobably un-did most of my running) all at the same time. Multi-tasking at itsfinest.

Today during my morning stroll, I noticed a set-up going on for the two theatershere in Westwood. As I got closer I noticed they were setting up for the upcommingsummer hit 'Transformers'. I noticed this because they got one of the transformers,'bumbelbee' i think his name was, to hang out there all day. A full life sizeTransformer. It was pretty Super-fantastic. I might have to go back tonight andcheck it out some more when the actors are arriving on their 'blue' carpet.

I also stopped by to visit Kami. Better news on that front. Looks like she will begoing home today. She thinks she passed the Stone earlier today, but is still inpain. (So call before you go visit now).

Lunch was sponsored by a mediocre In N Out burger, and a handful of Peanut Brittle.

Some little tooth fairy like person in my office was kind enough to bring treatsfrom See's candy.

I"m listening to Suicidal Tendencies right now.